4 Brackets Can Still WinIt has been a long and winding road, and only the brackets of the Fantastic 4 can still win! It comes as no surprise the Uncle Dino will be hoping that the Tar Heels will have to turn in some term papers before heading off to Phoenix! As for Boy Genius and friend of Jimmy Neutron, Christina Kelly - it is Oregon Ducks or quack! Tim Davis has rested his chances on the Carolina Tar Heels - and we are not quite sure why Bruce "Believe me know and listen to me later" Starnes is part of the Fantastic 4 because he has no chance of winning!
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Uncle Dino has been busy calculating and now that there are 16 teams remaining, there are 32,768 possible ways the tournament can play out! It does not look good for Corey Cecchini as he has a 100% probability of finishing last! Once again, thanks for participating Corey! As for the rest of you, I guess Jim Carrey said it best in Dumb & Dumber when he said - So you're telling me there's a chance? Yep, Uncle Dino is telling you there's a chance. That chance however is slim to none... and slim has left town! The current standings still shows the greatest basketball mind of all at the top:
Who's In 1st Place? Not You!What? After 32 games who’s in 1st Place? That’s right Uncle Dino, like cream, has risen to the top! Even Kevin Harlan is excited! The Standings After 32 Games...Now that we have acknowledged who is #1 let's see who is #2 through #33! Good to see good old Tim Davis is in 2nd place. Tim is a wily old bracket picker, but perhaps on this of all days, his love of The Irish will probably result in a terrible hangover. Take look at his bracket and you too will wonder what he was drinking when he made his picks! In 3rd place we have Will Robinson's sister Megan! Uncle Dino has inside info that Megan used Robot to make her selections. Any fool knows that a Robot that is a B-9 Class M-3 General Utility Non-Theorizing Environmental Control Robot is not a good choice when seeking solid bracket picks! DANGER Megan Robinson DANGER! In 4th place is, appropriately, BansheeBob #4, that's BansheeBob #4 is in 4th place as for BansheeBob #1 through #3, well ghosts are dead and so are your other 3 brackets. As for what is a Banshee - see the definition. No doubt this little girl has dropped her ice cream! As for the rest of you, keep your hope ups, there's still a chance. Yep, that's right, Uncle Dino is saying that you still have a chance! Well, most of you do except for my brother Bob Kelly. You see Bob's is the oldest of the Kelly brothers and he is occasionally interviewed by newspapers and magazines and they usually find out that he likes to play basketball. They normally ask him how good he is and he says, "I may be slow, but I can't jump!" Well Bob, for the next interview please add that you really suck at picking winners in the NCAA Tournament Bracket! I think that will endear you even more to the readers!! Ah, brotherly love! ;-) Onward and upward to Round #2! |
AuthorUncle Dino Is An NC State Alumnus Who Graduated From North Carolina State University In 1984 With A Degree In Accounting. Jim Valvano Made His 4 Years At NC State Memorable In Many Ways, Not To Mention The 1983 Wolfpack Victory Against The University Of Houston Or "Phi Slama Jamma" For The 1983 NCAA Championship. Uncle Dino Is Tom Kelly, A Cloud Computing Enthusiast (Twitter @TKcloud) Who Wants To Use The Cloud To Give To A Great Cause. Yes Office Pools Are Fun, But Doing So For The Greater Good Is More Than Fun...It's The Right Thing To Do. Archives
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