We Have Arrived at The Elite 8!We now have only 8 teams left in the tournament and only 2 possible winners:
Uncle Dino tips his cap to the mathematical wizards at PickHoops, If you want to see what your chances are for your best possible finish, go to PickHoops and click on Best Results. Now, Uncle Dino cannot end this Dish without sharing with you the transcript from his interview on the Uncle Dino News Channel after the St. Peter's vs. Purdue game where Uncle Dino was able to speak with the two people who picked St. Peter's to upset Purdue - that's right, none other than Mr. Trump and Mike Did-You-Seback-That! Uncle Dino: Mr. Trump and Mike Seback, thank you so much for joining me on Uncle Dino TV.
Mr. Trump: Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. I just wanted to congratulate Mike Seback, and mostly myself on a tremendous victory by picking St. Peter’s to upset Purdue. You know what, glad we did it together. Mike Seback: Oh, you don't have to say that Mr. Trump. Mr. Trump: It's great to be here, Auntie Dino, and it's great to be frankly, winning again. Oh, we love to win. And you know what you're gonna see a lot more winning with that game from let me tell you, you're gonna see it a lot. We did this together. Mike. We did it. So good. Okay, I really want you to stay. I really, that's okay. Excuse me, Mike. Excuse me. Excuse me, Mike. Excuse me. When it comes to listening, you know what, like you just saw I think Mike listened. Okay. I mean, when you look at it, he's somebody that takes advice. So Well. Because there's a lot of times when I was giving advice, a lot of times I was giving advice and people were listening and it didn't work out so great for some of those people. Okay, I mean, when you look back with Star Wars I said you need to do it with swords. The lasers are not enough. You got to have real swords George I remember, I said this to George. I said if you're going to do Star Wars, okay, you have to have real swords and look at what they're doing but don't look at what they're doing with Dune. I talked to Denny Villanovia I said look at, you know what, look at the success of Dune, look at Chalamet, have a look at all of it, real swords. Okay, real success. So it's, you know, frankly, with Dune, you've got Momoa and everyone's doing flips and it's very Game of Thrones. And people were very disappointed I think with Game of Thrones, you know how it ended and everything, but with Dune, I think you've got a lot of possibility with you know, I see a lot of possibility, 2, 3, 4, 5 movies, and frankly, I see a lot of possibility with St. Peter’s winning it all. Uncle Dino: Mr. Trump, how do you keep this all in your brain? Mr. Trump: Well, I had my ears sealed long ago, so nothing comes in and nothing goes out. Uncle Dino: Mr. Trump, you never actually made your picks together with Mike Seback? Did you? Mr. Trump: Well, no, I never did, Mike. Mike. Don't you dare. Don't go anywhere. Don't you dare Mike, you need to hear this. You know, I was never there, there with Mike. You know, there, there. I was never there, there. But I told lots of people they should pick St. Peter’s to go all the way. Okay. And you know what, most people don't like Mike. But he's a wonderful guy. Okay. Most people don't like him, but he's a wonderful guy. Okay, he’s rich like my sons. Okay, Mike. You're like a son to me. Mike Seback: Please don't say that Mr. Trump. Mr. Trump: Mike, he's a wonderful guy, but these busy folks. Oh my gosh, the PC police. They don't like him. They don't like him at all. They don't like anything these PC voters. You can't please them at all. They don't even like Chris Pratt as Mario. And you know what? I'm very close with Mario. Very close with Luigi. You know our wives play golf together. They play Mario Golf together and Peaches is a very close friend of mine. Peaches had it hard, but Peaches is so great. And with the Toads by the way, I do great with the Toads. I do great. You know the little mushroom people, the Toad people, a lot of them came out in the last election. And the Toads love Chris Pratt the Toads love Chris Pratt. And as Mario is going to do a lot better than that awful Eternals movie and I tell you that it's a lot better than Eternals. You know what with the Eternals, it was too diverse. It was too diverse. And no one wants to see it, that the movie is rotten, just ask the Tomatoes, just ask the Tomatoes, it's rotten. And you can't even get tomatoes anymore because of this awful shipping nightmare that we've got with Slow Joe Biden, okay. And you know what, this is true. This is true. Mike. Excuse me, Mike, excuse me. This is true. You know, a guy came up to me the other day, big guy bigger than anything, tears in his eyes. And he says, he said to me, sir, my name is Santa Claus. And Christmas has been canceled. Christmas has been canceled sir. And I said we're not going to let that happen Santa. And that's why I asked him to give an Elite 8 berth to St. Peter’s. And we did it together, we did it together because it's a great country. Santa did it because he loves America, he loves St. Peter’s, and he loves Trump. Uncle Dino: Wow, Mr. Trump, you're a genius, a Patriot and one incredible NCAA tournament upset picker – in fact, all your picks were an upset. Thanks to you Mr. Trump and to you Mike for joining me here on Uncle Dino TV. Mike Seback: You’re wel…. Mr. Trump: (interrupting Mike) Thank, you, thank you for having me Auntie Dino. With a wink and nod to Uncle Dino's friends at SNL.
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