With half of the Elite 8 decided, and 11 games remaining only 6 brackets have a chance at being crowned the winner of the 2016 Uncle Dino Bracketology Pool. And the 6 finalists are: Let's take an in-depth view of each of the 6 finalists - up close and personal:
Michael Kelly: A stand-up citizen and lawyer, Michael literally makes his inner 7 year old want to ask you to pull his finger. Also, imagining Mr. Kelly saying, “He who smelt it,” while looking as dapper as he does is a little slice of added amusement. He’s a novice Bracketologist (as are several others on this list) so he’s just doing his job and keeping us riveted by his great basketball picks. Michael has described himself as buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial bracketologist, and self-made thousandaire! Tom Kelly: Tom was born at a very young age. He describes himself as a Caffeine dependent life-form that is easily distracted. To improve focus, Tom takes 100 mg of Adderall daily… correction, Tom is a Caffeine and Adderall dependent life-form! Others view Tom as a man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. He is the wind beneath Uncle Dino’s wings! Michael Hines: Known as the "other" Michael in the Pool (according to Michael Kelly). Michael describes himself as very busy and awesome. He is currently working towards a PhD with an emphasis in fantasy football. He hopes one day to love something the way women in commercials love yogurt. He raps caucasionally and puts the hot in psychotic. Need we say more? Brian Lenzen #1: Brian is very happy that his #1 bracket is the running, numbers 2 through 4 would not be as impactful! It's kind obvious that B-Lenz is pulling for Wisconsin. Brian likes to note that generally, the path of least resistance appeals to him and that he is excellent at parallel parking. One dark period in B-Lenz’s life, driven by his Wisconsin roots, was when he was addicted to the hokey pokey, but by the grace of God he was able to turn himself around. He is happy to be a part of the cult that is Uncle Dino's Bracketology Pool. Christian Kelly: Christian is a college student and Green Bay Packer fan. He is a known cat stroker who likes to draw on fogged up windows and walk on crunchy leaves. An Aspiring medical student, he says that the fastest way to a man's heart is through the chest cavity. Christian likes to note that he loves to hug great looking people but hates it when his face hits the mirror! Amy Amamou #4: Amy has the most brackets of anyone in the pool - a per capita of 6! Amy is known for living vicariously through herself and making the Snuggie look good since 2009! Amy’s motto is - pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together. This no doubt is why she has been so successful in business and in the 2016 Uncle Dino Bracketology Pool. Amy’s chances of finishing 1st are < 1% - but I guess we’re saying that there is a chance! Well by Sunday we will know who the Final Four are and possibly the person who will wear the crown as victor of the 2016 Uncle Dino Bracketology Pool. My money is on Michael Hines - and won't he look handsome wearing the Crown!
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AuthorUncle Dino Is An NC State Alumnus Who Graduated From North Carolina State University In 1984 With A Degree In Accounting. Jim Valvano Made His 4 Years At NC State Memorable In Many Ways, Not To Mention The 1983 Wolfpack Victory Against The University Of Houston Or "Phi Slama Jamma" For The 1983 NCAA Championship. Uncle Dino Is Tom Kelly, A Cloud Computing Enthusiast (Twitter @TKcloud) Who Wants To Use The Cloud To Give To A Great Cause. Yes Office Pools Are Fun, But Doing So For The Greater Good Is More Than Fun...It's The Right Thing To Do. Archives
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